Time off (kill me now)

My darling husband, who may I mention hasn’t been here properly for ages, has a week off. Oh maybe he will help with the child, take the dog for a walk, let me have a lie in or at least make a brew, but what do i get ‘oh no i’m on holiday, i work hard i deserve time off.’ Are you fucking kidding me seriously when do i get a day off, the only time i get some time to myself is when i have a shower and that is only a quick one at that! I understand i chose to be a mum but he chose to join the army and be a father. I really just want to be able to curl up in bed or on the sofa with a brew and read a book.